whisper “that, my lad, is a dragon” when he takes his pants off
(via heyangelhey)
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
(via hideoushouseofhorrors)
i need to get something off my chest it’s my shirt let’s have a sex
(via jessssbowen)
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
(Source: krvsty, via fckngfrodo)
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
(via thechilllest)