do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

(Source: officialmcdonaldsblog, via do-or-pie)

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via creepingonthepussy)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via voodoo-cats)

durnbfuck:

i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart

(via do-or-pie)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via we-glitter-in-the-gutter)

merp4jordan:

Can the ctfxc break up be a mean/late April fools joke?