dulect:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got gluten free organic buns hun

(via dracomalfoyisoneofmybros)

deceivingly:

Blinding / Florence + the machine

(Source: , via wake-up-are-you-dead)

iguanamouth:

my favorite genre of music is : songs that i listen to on repeat for eight hours and then forget about for two years

(via xxxsilentxsorrowxxx)

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

(via marionismagical)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via frankjavcee)

64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

(via rebelallianceofbrowncoats)

  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

we-glitter-in-the-gutter:

I want blood, guts and chocolate cake.