the hobbit sex tip:

imjohnlocked:

whisper “that, my lad, is a dragon” when he takes his pants off

(via heyangelhey)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

(via hideoushouseofhorrors)

  • Me: buys thing online
  • Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it

barakuddles:

i need to get something off my chest it’s my shirt let’s have a sex

(via jessssbowen)

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

(Source: krvsty, via fckngfrodo)

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via thechilllest)