accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via ruinedchildhood)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via stupidsunshine)

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via myotpisgay)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via creepingonthepussy)

revieuzic:

NEW
10.17.13

Elliphant || Shoot Me Down

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via creepingonthepussy)

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies, via ruinedchildhood)

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

(via horny-6am)